Terrible Twitter Takes

You’re smoking crack and cocaine mixed with heroine laced with fentanyl and K2 if you truthfully think the Indianapolis Colts are not making the playoffs.

— 🏹Jaharri🔭 (@RxkkaMakks) December 26, 2021

As far as The Fat Lady singing for the Division Title…She hasn’t cleared her throat yet…she’ll have to wait!🏈💪🏼👌 Believe!!🏈👍🏽. 19-13 Steelers!

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) December 19, 2021

What would you do at #Colts QB1 next year?

— Locked On Colts Podcast (@LockedOnColts) January 10, 2022

#Colts had a 98% chance of making the playoffs heading into their final two games.

One of the biggest collapses in franchise history.

— Locked On Colts Podcast (@LockedOnColts) January 9, 2022

The Colts are going to miss the playoffs, not have a first-round pick, and have a QB they can't trust to throw the football.

That is a DISASTROUS step back for this franchise.

— Tyler (Is That a Pancreas?!) Brooke (@TylerDBrooke) January 9, 2022

I just threw my 72 inch TV out of the window and there are like 20 guests over. All of them are crying and screaming. I am literally shaking with rage and I am about to grab my baseball bat and break literally everything I see. I am done with this team.

— dillan (@DW2543) January 9, 2022

So in light of the best team in the afc and media champions losing to urban meyer’s groupies, here’s @LockedOnColts and his HOF tweets: pic.twitter.com/UpR1uybqOg

— Josip Salov (@josip_salov) January 9, 2022

We aren’t the Titans, we don’t lose to 2 win teams.

— Colts Coverage (@Colts_Coverage) January 3, 2022

Carson Wentz is gonna come back and lead the Colts to victory, I have faith! #ColtsNation

— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) January 9, 2022

A perfect QBR is 100.

An average QBR is 50.

In a play-in game against the worst team in football, Carson Wentz posted a QBR of 4.4.

— Paul Hembekides (@PaulHembo) January 10, 2022

Here is 1 minute and 39 seconds of Colts fan self destructing

Proudly brought to you by a Tennessee #Titans fan pic.twitter.com/5pctywU4h9

— Sal From Jerrrssseeeyyy (@salmanfredi) January 10, 2022

If your boyfriend

-has 0 playoff wins
-has 48 fumbles
-is 7-20 vs teams over 500
-has no heart and no desire to win
-has started 5-6 in 3 of his first 4 seasons
-has the IQ of a potato
-has less playoff passing TD’s than Derrick Henry

Then you’re dating Carson Wentz

— Payton (@paytonisnotroll) January 9, 2022

Find someone who believes in you like @danorlovsky7 believes in Carson Wentz 😬

"I would put Carson Wentz in the MVP conversation. I believe in him and Indianapolis that much." pic.twitter.com/yRn3m3Wt5T

— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) February 18, 2021

T.Y. Hilton liked this on Twitter after #Colts loss today. YIKES. pic.twitter.com/8VStLpZHII

— Locked On Colts Podcast (@LockedOnColts) January 10, 2022

What would you do at #Colts QB1 next year?

— Locked On Colts Podcast (@LockedOnColts) January 10, 2022

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— Hou (@tharealhoustonn) January 10, 2022

If Derrick Henry is Derrick Henry, Titans can win it all.

If Derrick Henry isn't Derrick Henry, Titans won't win a playoff game. https://t.co/scfEe5oGqt

— Adam Schein (@AdamSchein) January 6, 2022

Twice as many 3 stars as 5 stars were drafted in 2021 first round.

It's a counterpoint to signing 5 stars in this piece. https://t.co/u45d7POEHx pic.twitter.com/bTGQpiVV8v

— Adam Sparks (@AdamSparks) January 7, 2022

Still right here, a couple good games won’t change my mind. Henry can’t always be that dude. Right now he’s good enough but for the future we need to move on

— AaronNeal (@aaronneal52) January 10, 2022

Yea Stillman is the best thing on NSH sports radio. He honest, entertaining, doesn’t ask stale questions or care what people think of him. Him and @BuckReising are a cut above the rest in my opinion.

— Justin Beasley (@JBeasleyOpinion) January 8, 2022