Terrible Twitter Takes

Ok new hot food take:

Beef burgers are the worst type of “burger”

Fish, Chicken, lamb all clear very substantially,

And yes, I know people call these “sandwiches” too but I’m calling them “burgers”.

Also, the toppings on fish, chicken and lamb burgers are so much better

— Josip ⚔️🇭🇷 (@josip_salov) May 24, 2023

It allegedly takes 3 days to travel to the moon

We haven’t been there in over 50 years

Also can’t find ANY high quality video of the surface

Can anyone explain that cause it doesn’t make any sense to me 🤔

— Sal From Jerrrssseeeyyy (@salmanfredi) May 12, 2023

I guarantee you that the ratings will go up if you replace Ernie with a knowledgeable and likeable analyst like Adam Lefkoe instead, and I speak for everyone in the NBA community

— SMH24 (@smh24yt__) May 18, 2023

Jared Stillman one week ago: “It embarrasses me when people care about [the Admirals]. Seriously, do you have nothing better to do? If you are excited about watching the Milwaukee Admirals, you gotta get a life.”

Jared Stillman today: pic.twitter.com/SqboqDzIlt

— Alex Daugherty (@AlexDaugherty1) May 25, 2023

A healthy Treylon Burks is as good as a healthy AJ Brown

I’m really excited for 16’s sophomore season ⚔️

— Sal From Jerrrssseeeyyy (@salmanfredi) May 17, 2023

Trade him. You dont need a safety getting paid that much. Use his salary savings on a qualified kicker and depth at wr if one comes available june1

— Kris Kerstetter (@KrisKerstetter) May 23, 2023

The titans could’ve just paid me to do my content instead of copying it & putting this trash out. https://t.co/xvtRqCE2n5

— Josh Black (@SirJoshuaBlack) May 12, 2023

Shat myself while out walking – pulled off my boxers and lightly buried them in a wood. A year or so later, a body was discovered in the same wood. Thinking my soiled kecks might be found as 'evidence', I went to the police station and explained. They're probably still laughing.

— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) May 18, 2023